Doing Something Imperfectly Right

"If you're going to do something, do it right or don't do it at all."

I often heard this cliche while growing up, and I just want to say....

it's bunk!

It needs to be REworked, REformated, or just outright REjected. For me, doing someting right means doing that thing perfectly, or, if I can't do it perfectly, not doing it at all.

So, I don't do anything at all.

And that's why I haven't blogged in .....hmmm...lemee many years?

You see, my blog's not perfect. I don't have a template, header, and layout that I like. Yep, you heard me correctly. I didn't stop blogging because I don't have anything to say. I didn't stop because I have nothing to share. I stopped because I was unhappy with my blog aesthetic. For years I have struggled to make my blog LOOK perfect, struggled to design a header that PERFECTLY captures the essence of who I am and what I do, struggled to learn enough html to adequately adjust this blog to reflect my style. Finally, after all this time struggling, I just gave up.

Now isn't that just ridiculous?

It's ridiculous because this blog is about me, about my creativity, my struggles, my life, and quite frankly, my life and my creativity are FAR from perfect. Then why am I constraining myself with this restrictive rule that prevents me from moving forward, from concentrating on content instead of appearance?


It's a nasty, restrictive, annihilating tendency, and I am officially and publicly rejecting it.

So, dear readers, we're all just going to have to cope with my blog as it is or as it may be. It's going to be imperfect. It's going to be altered. I'm going to change things and mess with things because I DO want it to look nice, but I'm going to keep blogging and keep posting in the meantime. And my content might sometimes be stream of consciousness writing (like this) because it's more important that I post an adequate something than a perfectly composed nothing. My photos might not be beautifully lit or wonderfully staged because it's more important to SHARE a decent something than a perfectly staged and lit nothing.

I'm going to be creating and creative and you're going to see it and experience it in It's imperfect form. I hope you're okay with that. I hope you come back and read again and again. I hope you're inspired by my imperfect honesty, by my imperfect creations, by my imperfect attempts at creating my imperfect self. If you aren't, that's okay. I can handle it. If you are, welcome to Creating Vintage Ritz. Let's get started.

Just Look at This Mess

I wish I knew what happened to my blog.  One day, I make a post, and every previous post is in bold, the formatting is screw-y, reloading a previously saved template didn't help.  I guess I'll just have to do what I do at home.....
Come on in.  You're more than welcome.  Make yourself at home and

please excuse the mess.

Lollipop, Lollipop, Oh Lolli-lolli-lolli, Lollipop Flowers . . .

If you’re a stamper, card-maker, or dabble in other forms of paper-art, you’ve probably heard of .  If you hadn’t heard of it before, well, let me introduce you to a wonderful and  EXTENSIVE stamping, card-making, paper-arts community:


Don’t misunderstand me, I like projects.  I like dreaming them up.  I like working on them.  But more than anything, I like FINISHING them!  Unfortunately, I habitually add to my projects as time goes by, making them more complicated or more extensive, and it seems that they drag on and on and on and… the time I realize that I’ve bitten off more than I want to chew, I’m just over the hump, coming out the other side.  Many times, this is the point at which I take a break…..
sometimes it’s a very LONG break…..
like 10 years on a piece of embroidery…..
But I couldn’t do that for this project, because this is a very special gift for a very special lady.

Number One (nicknamed for Lt. Riker on Star Trek, not because he’s our favorite.  We would leave the house and say, “You have the bridge, Number One.”  Yes, I really am that geeky.) is our oldest son, now 22 years old and attending college far, far away from home and Mom (that’s me--sniff).  He is engaged to a lovely, classy young woman who graduated from that same college this past spring.  This is her graduation present. 
Yes, I know that spring’s graduation is looooong past. 
Yes, I know that I am late,
Have I mentioned that I have a problem?
In my defense, I asked Number One for gift ideas BEFORE graduation, and he didn’t come up with this idea until NEARLY graduation. 
In his defense, he was writing a paper having something to do with Jesus, Paul, and proving the lack of contradiction in the New Testament based on the ideas of natural and eternal law as laid out by Thomas Aquinas’ Summa Theologica.  Got that?  Oh,  and still pass his other classes while making a good impression on Fiancée’s visiting parents. 
But it’s all good.
On with the show……
I began with a simple goal: make a few note cards for Fiancée. 
Simple.  Right?
Yeah, right!
I needed a terrific paper, unique but classy, traditional and sophisticated with a little twist of youth, charm, and exuberance. “Eureka,” said Archimedes!  But, really, his discovery had little if anything to do with my craft project, even thought I WAS quite pleased to find this perfect paper pack by Making Memories sitting in my bathtub—I mean, stash.  The black and white houndstooth pattern grounds the collection in classic style, while chartreuse, slate blue, and icy turquoise add a fresh twist.  I added a couple of additional patterns for more mix-and-match options and chose a simple design: two coordinating papers with a “belt,” topped with a scallop-edged monogram.
Okay, so I thought it was a simple design.  In the beginning, I had trouble making it happen, getting in the zone.  Once I got IN the zone, I couldn’t seem to get OUT.  Somehow the entire project morphed from something simple and streamlined and get-it-done-quick-cuz-you’re-already-late to a time-consuming, guilt-excreting monster of ginormous complexity.  In the end, there were:
26 note cards in eight different styles,
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12 monthly perpetual-calendar dividers,
and a custom-made coordinating container.
Really, what was I thinking?!!
And, darn!  I can see a mistake already.  There’s a piece of white ribbon that wraps around the box over the houndstooth band.  I wasn’t sold on the ribbon—it needed something more--so i removed it, deciding to wait until I had all other components completed before tackling that finishing touch.  Guess I’d better tie it back on and make sure it remains there.  Then I can pop this baby in the mail and send it on it’s merry way.

Stamping Bella’s LuLu Blog Hop

I’m not the Bella-da-Ball tonight, but my lil’SIS sure is.  She’s one of 31 creative crafters participating in Stamping Bella’s LuLu Blog Hop.  If you’ve never seen bellas, fellas, kettos, or lulus, and you think I’m speaking some hallucinogenic gobbledy-gook (or French), hop, pop, skip, or walk to lil’SIS’ blog, inkling 2 stamp, and check out her bee-YOU!!!-tee-ful Henrietta LuLu.  She so sweetly shy in all her candy-licious colors, you just want to eat her up and lick your fingers clean.  But, when you’re done admiring lil’Sis’ creative coloring talent, be sure to check out all the adorable LuLus along the blog-hop trail. 

But, seriously folks, hers IS the bestest (luv ya, SIS).

Sick Inspiration

I’ve been sick in bed for days with sinusitis, double ear-infections, a sore throat, and bronchitis.  I’m on my second round of antibiotics, but I seem to FINALLY be coming out of it.  Laid up in bed is not much fun, but it leaves me lots of time to surf the web.  So, today, while continuing my search for a digital scrapping kit that I could use for this holiday gift idea twirling around in my brain (I’ll probably write about that later), I came across the coolio blog of Thrifty Decor Chick.

I read a couple of posts, then just bounced over to her Archive and started at the beginning.  Well, truthfully, I bounced to the projects first, then to the entire Archive.  That’s where I found what is, so far, my favorite post: the Goodwill Party.  Man, I wish I’d been blogging when she hosted that party.  I've got a few thrift-store finds in my house.  Okay, so maybe more than a few.

I’m not NEARLY close to making my way through the neat-o-fabulous links, but I wil read them, every one.  I’m with ya Thrifty Decor Chick.  I luuuuuuuv me some Goodwill!  You should luuuuuuuv you some Goodwill, too, and check out Thrifty Decor Chick for some sick inspiration.

Thinking Inking

Jennifer Mcguire is one of the amazing artists and generous educators throughout the web who share their talents, making the internet an indispensible, affordable art education resource.  Through June & July, Jennifer shared her talent at Two Peas in a Bucket, one of my favorite paper-arts communities, teaching a free online class Thinking Inking.  Aaaand, since the class was FREE (I do love free), I played right along, hoping to win one of the prize packages generously donated by Hero Arts and Ranger.  As it turned out, no winnings came my way :o(, but I dabbled in new techniques, played around with new media, used old media in new ways, and had a good ol’ time creating.